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Directory of Mark Twain's maxims, quotations, and various opinions:

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CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

It is elegant. And it is a fine thought, too -- marrying religion to medicine, instead of medicine to the undertaker in the old way; for religion and medicine properly belong together, they being the basis of all spiritual and physical health.
- Christian Science

From end to end of the Christian Science literature not a single (material) thing in the world is conceded to be real, except the Dollar.
- Christian Science

The Book of Mormon, engraved upon metal plates, was dug up out of the ground in some out-of-the-way corner of Canada by Joseph Smith, a man of no repute and of no authority, and upon this extravagantly doubtful document the Mormon Church was built, and upon it stands to-day and flourishes. "Science and Health" was sent down from heaven to Mother Eddy, after having been sent up there by Brother Quimby, and upon "Science and Health" stands the great and growing and prosperous Christian Science Church to-day. Evidently one of the least difficult things in the world, to-day, is to humbug the human race.
- Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 2 (2013), p. 247. Dictated 8 October 1906.

I cannot help feeling rather inordinately proud of America for the gay & hearty way in which she takes hold of any new thing that comes along & gives it a first-rate trial. Many an ass in America is getting a deal of benefit out of Xn Science's new exploitation of an age-old healing principle -- faith, combined with the patient's imagination -- let it boom along! I have no objections. Let them call it by what name they choose, so long as it does helpful work among the class which is numerically vastly the largest bulk of the human race, i.e. the fools, the idiots, the puddnheads.
- Letter to Joseph Twichell, 8 January 1900

Also see quotes on Mary Baker Eddy.

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