MARK TWAIN IN THE SAN FRANCISCO DRAMATIC CHRONICLE
1866
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The author of this item is unknown.]
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ADVICE
Go home early, "Mark" -- at any rate, don't travel late, particularly in dark streets. Don't walk around alone o' nights. Above all things, "Mark," don't under any circumstances take a drop too much when there is a policeman around, because you know they're a laying for you.
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[transcribed from microfilm]
