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Directory of Mark Twain's maxims, quotations, and various opinions:

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CONTRACTS

I am a pretty versatile fool when it comes to contracts, and business and such things. I have signed a lot of contracts in my time, and at sometime I probably knew what the contracts meant, but six months later everything had grown dim and I could be certain of only two things, to wit:
One, I didn't sign any contract.
Two, the contract means the opposite of what it says.
- Mark Twain's Notebook

 

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