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The compass in my head has been out of order from my birth . . . In me the east was born west, the battle-plans which have the east on the right-hand side are of no use to me.
- Following the Equator

Photo of the steamboat Mississippi Queen at the Hannibal, MO levee
© Dave Thomson, 2004

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