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EMPEROR NORTON


It is human nature to yearn to be what we were never intended for. It is singular, but it is so. I wanted to be a pilot or a preacher, & I was about as well calculated for either as is poor Emperor Norton for Chief Justice of the United States.
- Letter to Orion and Mollie Clemens, 19 and 20 October 1865

 

 


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Oh, dear, it was always a painful thing to me to see the Emperor (Norton I., of San Francisco) begging; for although nobody else believed he was an Emperor, he believed it. ... What an odd thing it is, that neither Frank Soulé, nor Charley Warren Stoddard, nor I, nor Bret Harte the Immortal Bilk, nor any other professionally literary person of S.F., has ever "written up" the Emperor Norton. Nobody has ever written him up who was able to see any but his (ludicrous or his) grotesque side; but I think that with all his dirt & unsavoriness there was a pathetic side to him. Anybody who said so in print would be laughed at in S.F., doubtless, but no matter, I have seen the Emperor when his dignity was wounded; and when he was both hurt & indignant at the dishonoring of an imperial draft; & when he was full of trouble & bodings on account of the presence of the Russian fleet, he connecting it with his refusal to ally himself with the Romanoffs by marriage, & believing these ships were come to take advantage of his entanglements with Peru & Bolivia; I have seen him in all his various moods & tenses, & there was always more room for pity than laughter. He believed he was a natural son of one of the English Georges--but I wander from my subject.
- letter to William Dean Howells, September 3, 1880

I thank you cordially for your invitation. I was not early enough to be a pioneer, but was president of the 'Handcart Sub-Pioneers,' and for thirty-five years have been the only survivor of that organization. Other members were Bummer and Lazarus and Emperor Norton. In the name of the Sub-Pioneers I beg to drink with you. Bummer and Lazarus will be remembered as two dogs who, in days agone, occupied quarters underneath the old Bulletin headquarters, while Emperor Norton was an eccentric character about town.
- telegram to the California Society of New York, reprinted in the San Francisco Call, September 10, 1902, p. 4


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