Illustration by "Dwig" from the
Dave Thomson collection
|You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well,
a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling
fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will
give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting
cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar
- A Tramp Abroad
No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters.
It has never been done.
- "Christian Science"
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