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       Yes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I 
        think it is. 
        - Letter to Joseph Twichell, 14 March 1905 
         
        All my life I have been honest -- comparatively honest. I could never 
        use money I had not made honestly -- I could only lend it. 
        - Speech, 22 December 1907 
         
        I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet 
        than from a sweetened poison. 
        - Letter to Olivia Langdon Clemens, 29 December 1869 
         
        Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else. 
        - More Maxims of Mark, Merle Johnson, ed. (1927) 
         
        No man is straitly honest to any but himself and God. 
        - More Maxims of Mark, Merle Johnson, ed. (1927) 
       
      I think we never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves 
        until we are dead -- and not then until we have been dead years and years. 
        People ought to start dead, and they would be honest so much earlier. 
        - Autobiographical dictation, 31 July 1906. Published in Autobiography 
        of Mark Twain, Vol. 2 (University of California Press, 2013) 
         
        The insincerity of man -- all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, 
        half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely honest man 
        appears he is a comet -- his fame is eternal -- needs no genius, no talent 
        -- mere honesty -- Luther, Christ, etc. 
        - Mark Twain's Notebook 
         
        ....honest men are few when it comes to themselves. 
        - quoted in My Mark Twain, William Dean Howells 
         
        As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we 
        are able to conceal ourselves all through the day. 
        - Speech, 8 March 1902  
      Also see "Diogenes and His Lantern" 
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