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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or
not; but my faculties are decaying, now, & soon I shall be so I cannot
remember any but the latter. It is sad to go to pieces like this, but
we all have to do it. When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened
or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot
remember any but the things that never happened. |
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When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not; but
I am getting old, and soon I shall remember only the latter.
- Mark Twain, a Biography
The truth is, a person's memory has no more sense that his conscience, and
no appreciation whatever of values and proportions.
- Mark Twain in Eruption
It isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number
of things I can remember that aren't so.
- Mark Twain, a Biography
...little threads that hold life's patches of meaning together.
- Morals and Memory speech
This memory of ours stores up a perfect record of the most useless facts and
anecdotes and experiences. And all the things that we ought to know--that we
need to know--that we'd profit by knowing--it casts aside with the careless
indifference of a girl refusing her true lover.
- Morals and Memory speech
Well, certainly memory is a curious machine and strangely capricious. It has
no order, it has no system, it has no notion of values, it is always throwing
away gold and hoarding rubbish. Out of that dim old time I have recalled that
swarm of wholly trifling facts with case and precision, yet to save my life
I can't get back my mathematics. It vexes me, yet I am aware that everybody's
memory is like that, and that therefore I have no right to complain.
- "Three Thousand Years among the Microbes"
I ought to be ashamed, but I never remember anything whatever except humiliation.
If by some lucky chance there had been humiliation mixed in, I could remember
every detail of that day for a thousand years.
- Letter to George W. Cable, Oct. 12, 1882 (reprinted in Twins of Genius,
by Guy Cardwell)
When [you are to make] a speech...don't jot down notes to speak from, jot down
pictures. It is awkward and embarrassing to have to keep referring to notes;
and besides it breaks up your speech and makes it ragged and noncoherent; but
you can tear up your pictures as soon as you have made them--they will stay
fresh and strong in your memory in the order and sequence in which you scratched
them down. And many will admire to see what a good memory you are furnished
with, when perhaps your memory is not any better than mine.
- "How
to Make History Dates Stick" (available online at this site)
Also see the related topic Mark Twain's
Memory Builder Game.
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