
| ...there isn't often anything in the Wagner 
      opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting; as a rule all 
      you would see would be a couple of silent people, one of them standing still, 
      the other catching flies. Of course I do not really mean that he would be 
      catching flies; I only mean that the usual operatic gestures which consist 
      in reaching first one hand out into the air then the other might suggest 
      the sport I speak of if the operator attended strictly to business and uttered 
      no sound. - "The Shrine of St. Wagner" |  AI image created by R. Kent Rasmussen | 
| The late Bill Nye once said, "I have been told Wagner's music is 
        better than it sounds."  I have witnessed and greatly enjoyed the first act of everything which 
        Wagner created, but the effect on me has always been so powerful that 
        one act was quite sufficient; whenever I have witnessed two acts I have 
        gone away physically exhausted; and whenever I have ventured an entire 
        opera the result has been the next thing to suicide. The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond 
        belief. The racking and pitiliess pain of it remains stored up in my memory 
        alongside the memory of the time that I had my teeth fixed... There is where the deep ingenuity of the operatic idea is betrayed. It 
        deals so largely in pain that its scattered delights are prodigiously 
        augmented by the contrasts. | 
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| I have attended operas, whenever I could not 
      help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable 
      to the listening to an unfamiliar opera. I am enchanted with the airs of 
      "Travatore" and other old operas which the hand-organ and music-box 
      have made entirely familiar to my ear. I am carried away with delightful 
      enthusiasm when they are sung at the opera. But, oh, how far between they 
      are! And what long, arid, heartbreaking and headaching "between-times" 
      of that sort of intense but incoherent noise which always so reminds me 
      of the time the orphan asylum burned down. - Mark Twain, a Biography There was nothing in the present case which was an advantage over being 
        skinned. One in 50 of those who attend our operas likes it already, perhaps, but 
        I think a good many of other 49 go in order to learn to like it, and the 
        rest in order to be able to talk knowingly about it. The latter usually 
        hum the airs while they are being sung, so that their neighbors may perceive 
        that they have been to operas before. The funeral of these do not occur 
        often enough. | 
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| I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & 
      the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To 
      me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic 
      the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the 
      nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because 
      I want to love it and can't. I suppose one naturally hates the things he 
      wants to love & can't. In America the opera is an affectation. The seeming 
      love for [it] is a lie. Nine out of every ten of the males are bored by 
      it & 5 out of 10 women. Yet how they applaud, the ignorant liars! - What a poor lot we human beings are, anyway. If base music gives me wings, why should I want any other? But I do. I want to like the higher music because the higher & better like it. But you see, I want to like it without taking the necessary trouble & giving the thing the necessary amount of time & attention. The natural suggestion is, to get into that upper tier, that dress circle, by a lie: we will pretend we like it. This lie, this pretense, gives to opera what support it has in America. - Notebook # 15, July - August 1878 | 
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