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Directory of Mark Twain's maxims, quotations, and various opinions:

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PENNSYLVANIA

 

Wm. Penn achieved the deathless gratitude of the savage by merely dealing in a square way with them--well, kind of a square way, anyhow--more rectangular than the savage was used to, at any rate. He bought the whole State of Pa. from them & paid for it like a man. Paid $40 worth of glass beads & a couple of second-hand blankets. Bought the whole State for that. Why you can't buy its legislature for twice the money now.
- Notebook, Aug. 1890-June 1891

 

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