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STEAMBOAT PILOT

When I was a boy, there was but one permanent ambition among my comrades in our village on the west bank of the Mississippi River. That was, to be a steamboatman. We had transient ambitions of other sorts, but they were only transient. When a circus came and went, it left us all burning to become clowns; the first negro minstrel show that came to our section left us all suffering to try that kind of life; now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates. These ambitions faded out, each in its turn; but the ambition to be a steamboatman always remained.
- Life on the Mississippi


Illustration from first edition of LIFE ON THE MISSISSIPPI


Pilots' Association lapel pin

Pilots' Association lapel pin
from the Dave Thomson collection.
Clemens wrote about the
Pilots' Association in
Chapter 15 of
Life on the Mississippi

I wish I was back there piloting up & down the river again. Verily, all is vanity and little worth--save piloting.
- Letter to Jane Clemens, October 1865

I am a person who would quit authorizing in a minute to go to piloting, if the madam would stand it. I would rather sink a steamboat than eat, any time.
- Letter to W. D Howells, Dec. 8, 1874

A pilot, in those days, was the only unfettered and entirely independent human being that lived in the earth.
- Life on the Mississippi

Piloting on the Mississippi River was not work to me; it was play--delightful play, vigorous play, adventurous play--and I loved it...
- Mark Twain in Eruption

...all men--kings & serfs alike--are slaves to other men & to circumstance--save alone, the pilot--who comes at no man's back and call, obeys no man's orders & scorns all men's suggestions. The king would do this thing, & would do that: but a cramped treasury overmasters him in the one case & a seditious people in the other. The Senator must hob-nob with canaille whom he despises, & banker, priest & statesman trim their actions by the breeze of the world's will & the world's opinion. It is a strange study,--a singular phenomenon, if you please, that the only real, independent & genuine gentlemen in the world go quietly up and down the Mississippi river, asking no homage of any one, seeking no popularity, no notoriety, & not caring a damn whether school keeps or not.
- Letter to Will Bowen, 8/25/1866

In April 1909, Samuel Clemens declined an invitation to attend a celebration in Natchez, Mississippi for the battleship Mississippi.His letter of regret was sent to Natchez Mayor William G. Benbrook and was published in the Atlanta Constitution on April 27, 1909:
Redding, Conn., April, 1909. -- I know quite well what I am losing. Among other things, I am losing the chance of seeing--for a blessed once in my life--a Mississippi pilot in supreme and unchallengeable command of an American battleship. I am losing the chance of hearing the executive officer say: 'Stand by, there, with the starboard lead,' and of hearing an affronted voice from the pilot retort: 'I beg your pardon sir, but I'll call for the leads when I want them.'

But I am old and indolent, and most humbly sacrifice my desires to my necessities.
- letter published in Atlanta Constitution, April 27, 1909, pg. 1

 

Steamer Missouri

Steamboat MISSOURI, (known as "The Big Missouri") the boat Ben Rogers impersonates as he approaches Tom Sawyer during the fence whitewashing episode. Original engraving for the Family Magazine 1850 was lithographed by Klaupreck & Menzel in Cincinnati. The MISSOURI ran in the St. Louis-New Orleans trade and was lost by fire in St. Louis on July 8, 1851.
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Photo and history of the steamer MISSOURI courtesy of Dave Thomson.

Click here to see Clemens' Pilot License

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