TRAVELTravel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries
I want to except heaven & hell & I have only a vague curiosity
about one of those. I have found out there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like
people or hate them than to travel with them. The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can
become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition
that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already
a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend
to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother. |
 Illustration from first edition of FOLLOWING THE EQUATOR. Color tinted by Kent Rasmussen © 2004. |
I am technically "boss" of the family which I am carrying along--but
I am grateful to know that it is only technically--that the real authority rests
on the other side of the house. It is placed there by a beneficent Providence,
who foresaw before I was born, or, if he did not, he has found it out since--that
I am not in any way qualified to travel alone.
- quoted in Melbourne Age, 10/28/1895
It liberates the vandal to travel--you never saw a bigoted, opinionated, stubborn,
narrow-minded, self-conceited, almighty mean man in your life but he had stuck
in one place since he was born and thought God made the world and dyspepsia
and bile for his especial comfort and satisfaction.
- The American Abroad speech, 1868
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our
people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views
of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the
earth all one's lifetime.
- Innocents Abroad
...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature
put in him as travel and contact with many kinds of people.
- Letter to San Francisco Alta California, dated
May 18th, 1867; published June 23, 1867
There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land (and work) again after
a cheerful, careless voyage.
- Letter to Will Bowen (prior to sailing on Quaker City)
 |
Quotations | Newspaper Articles | Special Features | Links | Search