
| I talked in a snow-white fulldress, swallow-tail
and all, and dined in the same. It's a delightful impudence. I think I will
call it my dontcareadam suit. But in the case of the private dinner I will
always ask permission to wear it first saying: "Dear Madam, may I come
in my dontcareadams?" - quoted in My Father, Mark Twain by Clara Clemens |
![]() Illustration from NEW YORK HERALD, 15 February 1907 |
![]() Photo from NEW YORK HERALD, 15 February 1907 |
I have found that when a man reaches the advanced age of 71 years as
I have, the continual sight of dark clothing is likely to have a depressing
effect upon him. Light-colored clothing is more pleasing to the eye and
enlivens the spirit. Now, of course, I cannot compel every one to wear
such clothing just for my especial benefit, so I do the next best thing
and wear it myself. This suit, I may say, is the uniform of the Ancient and
Honorable Order of Purity and Perfection, of which organization I am president,
secretary, treasurer and sole member. I may add that I don't know of any
one else who is eligible.You see, when a man gets to be 71, as I am, the
world begins to look somber and dark. I believe we should do all we can
to brighten things up and make ourselves look cheerful. You can't do that
by wearing black, funereal clothes.And why shouldn't a man wear white?
It betokens purity and innocence. I'm in favor of peek-a-boo waists and
décolleté costumes. The most beautiful costume is the human
skin, but since it isn't conventional or polite to appear in public in
that garb along, I believe in wearing white.I don't know anything more
hideous or disgusting in men's attire than the black clawhammer coat.
A group of men thus adorned remind me more of a flock of crows than anything
else. About the most becoming get up I ever saw in my life was out in
the Sandwich Islands thirty years ago, where a native who wanted to appear
at this best usually appeared in a pair of eyeglasses. As for black clothes, my aversion for them is incurable. |

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